Ambulance Chaser (PRP;Casiloy)

[Zephyr]

Well. That was interesting. Kaius hadn't been so sure that he would like moving from Selenitas to this new weyr. Certainly not since he was still angry about his candidacy being stripped from him. He had been trying his best to stay away from Elisabeta. Even King seemed to hold a grudge from the mean candidate master. He had to endure the bronze salamandyr flinging insults at her at random times, especially when the pair of them managed to see her. He had to grab the salamandyr and pull him close to him to keep the bronze from getting him in even more trouble, even if everything King said about the woman was true.

At the moment, Kaius was just exploring the new weyr, head tilted to the side. It was smaller than Sel, but as it was currently buried under a heap of rock, this seemed adequate. He almost thought about going to see if Lilu and Rosanna were okay after the earthquake. He hadn't seen either much since they arrived. But, as he got farther in the weyr, he realized he had lost his way.

" Sharding hell..." Kaius didn't like getting lost, and King, who was perched on the boy's head was less than impressed. He just hissed into the empty air. Lost again, mine? Silly human can't find pretties. He then proceeded to snort and hunker down on Kai's head. The tall boy had gotten used to the salamandyr liking to perch there and had learned to walk without flinging the bronze off with each step. Of course he was tempted to do that now, but knew it would be a bad idea. King had sharp claws and he would use them if he was suddenly catapulted off of his perch. " Quiet you. I'll find...something soon."

[Sebz]

The transition from Selenitas to Burimyu wasn't nearly as hard for Casiloy as it had been for some of the others, he held no attachment to the old weyr, and this new one was much nicer, at least in the blonde's opinion. One of the nice things about the new weyr was how spacious it was. It wasn't enclosed in the confines of rock, he had the freedom to move in and out of the jungle on whim.

That was whent hey weren't doing candidate lessons. Really, Elisabeta had only gotten worse in the candidate's opinion since the earthquake and the move that followed, keeping them working all the time. When they weren't in lesson's Casiloy took his brown mandyr Casiloy and went exploring. The brown seemed to enjoy the weyr as much as it's human, there were so many new shiny things for him to horde!

Luckily for Casiloy, he had met a weyrling who had taken the time to show him the ins and outs of the weyr, and he had gotten used to navigating it quite well, and did so quite often, and on his own. With his private excursions, Casiloy liked to ditch his clothes and return to the life that he had had previously, pretending that he was once again alone with the world, fending for him self, living life to his fullest. Of course he had to don his clothes when he rejoined the rest of the weyr population, but when he was alone, the clothes could go to sharding hell.

It was probably a good thing that nobody traveled where Casiloy did, or they would see the boy in all his naked glory. Of course Casiloy didn't care in the least, what was wrong with the human body? I mean everybody had one, right? So What was the big deal? So following with his train of thought, the blonde had ditched his tunic before setting out to go exploring once more.

A few minutes into the explorations, the brown Salamandyr which was perched on the candidates head looked up, eyes focusing on something Casiloy the candidate did not see. Rape? Casiloy had come to accept that as the usual greeting to anybody Casiloy remotely knew, so he looked up surprised. "Kaius!" He shouted in surprise, waving excitedly and bounding forward to make an appearance. "How are you man, I don't see you much anymore..." he trailed off, not meaning to be awkward. A Small rock on the ground had caught his interest, so he cocked his head and just stared. Pretty Rock.

[Zephyr]

Kaius was about to turn around and go the other way. It didn't matter which way he went, though, King was taking good natured jabs at his, which didn't sound so good natured to Kaius. They hurt his masculine pride. That was when he heard Casiloy's voice. Head perked up, eyes searching for the source of the voice. If this had been sooner, he'd probably be trying to avoid the blonde candidate like the plague. He hadn't seen Casiloy in a while though, ant despite how he felt about him, Kai kinda liked him. Even if he was weird and flamboyant and liked to wear dresses.

When Cas came into view though, Kai's eyes widened and he looked away quickly. " Uh...why're you naked, Cas?" King, who hadn't yet met Casiloy chirupped a greeting and flew over to Casiloy's shoulder, looking up at his brother with whirling eyes. He liked this one, unlike that stupid asshat Queen. Brother Casiloy! His voice was bright and he glanced to the human he was sitting on, chortling when he looked down. Mine. This one is unclothed. Why?

Kaius suddenly looked at King, eyes wide. “ Stupid salamandyr…” He mumbled to himself, resisting the urge to tell King it was because Casiloy was a freak. After a minute, he looked away again. “ Do ya think you could put some clothes on, Cas? At least some pants?” It’s kinda hard to talk to you with that in my face.

[Sebz]

Casiloy frowned when Kaius turned away, even more so when he processed Kaius's question. "I think the better question is why aren't you. Really, humans weren't born with clothes on, it's unnatural. Besides," he said, his voice taking on a rather indignant edge, "I never wore clothes before I was searched. I like it more this way." Really, he had thought this one to be sensible, if not a little bit to serious.

Casiloy on the other hand cheeped in greeting to the bronze salamandyr who had glided over to meat him. Shiny! He was pretty one, shiny and pretty, and so he announced it, eyes whirling with joy.Prettyone is sparkle shine! It was perhaps unfortunate that the brown could imitate any sound to a T, more so when one considered that the wolf whistle was in his arsenal. And the brown whistled, at the most unfortunate timing, as it could be interpreted to answer King's silent question to his human about the status of his boy's clothing.

The candidate gave Kauis a quick glance, to ascertain that his nakedness really was bothering him. Apparently it was. "Prude," he muttered, smirking slightly before adding in a sing song voice, "I bet your just jealous because mine is bigger, but I will put on some clothes." Casiloy meant to make good on that promise, but then realized that he simply couldn't. "Umm, Kaius, I don't have any with me, any suggestions?"

[Zephyr]

Cas' words just went over his head. He wasn't a prude for not wanting to see some other guy nude. It was just...normal not to want to see some other guy's junk. There's no way he was going to look at Casiloy right now. So instead, he kept his face averted, at least, until the other candidate decided to put some clothes on, which would hopefully be soon. " Doesn't matter how we were born, Cas. People just don't like to see other people naked!" Unless that other person was Lilu, of course. Kaius had been a little glad that they had been in a life threatening situation. It would have been more awkward if he had had to explain why he was seeing her naked.

King watched his brother curiously. It was strange that his mother could have a child so silly. The bronze 'mandyr stood up a little straighter when Casiloy spoke to him. Yes. Shiny brother is shiny. And pretty. King is pretty shiny. He didn't mind it at all when anyone called him pretty. Of course, if Queen had been here, their brother likely would have called the other bronze pretty as well. They were identical...of course, besides the fact that King was perfect and Queen was just...Queen. The bronze ruffled his wings slightly, clinging to the human Casiloy without hurting him. He glanced over to Kaius. Silly bonded isn't looking.

Obvious mandyr was obvious.

When Cas spoke again, Kaius nearly looked, but he kept himself from doing it. In an incredulous tone, Kai's eyes opened wide, " You didn't bring any clothes with you Cas? What if a child had seen you walk out here? Just cover up or something, jeez..."

[Sebz]

"That's not true," Casiloy said, lip jutting. "Have you met any of the female candidates, they'd love to see you naked," the boy added slyly, winking to Kaius though the boy would not see it, seeing as he was still turned away. He had heard from many of the 'attractiveness,' of the other male, though the boy was rather skeptical. Blondes were just... better, were they not?

Casiloy smiled down at the bronze salamandyr who had taken to clinging to his arm. "You don't see anything wrong with the natural body, do you little guy," the candidate said, shooting another good natured grin to Kaius. Because he had the ability to talk to dragons, it made sense for the talent to transfer to Salamandyrs, no?

Casiloy the salamandyr chirped in agreement. Yours no see mine shiny? Humanshiny is shiny like pretty shiny It was strange that Kaius was not admiring. His human must be admired! Flitting over to Kaius and latching on his clothing, he purred like a feline. He admires boy, boy admires his human?

"Children don't usually come near here, don't you know where we are?" Casiloy asked. A rhetorical question, the boy had no idea where the heck they were. "Umm, if you give me your shirt I could tie it around my waste? Anything to get you half naked," he said teasingly. Casiloy didn't really want to see Kaius shirtless... the blonde shot Kai a sultry look for good measure. If he was going to commit to his bromance for Kaius for the day, he might as well go all out.

[Zephyr]

Cas' words caused Kai's face to flush bright red. " That's not true!" He all but blurted out. Kai was a teenager after all, and he liked girls a lot, probably a little too much. For someone who had never been with a woman in an intimate way, he was oddly appreciative of the female form. At the same time, he was shy when it came to women. He hadn't had sex yet, so there was still some misgivings there, but not things that he would actually admit to. He still refused to acknowledge the fact that any females would find him attractive in the least, even if it was true.

Silly boy... King mused, his mindvoice even reaching Cas, clinging to the boy's bare shoulder. No, he didn't mind naked humans. He wasn't build the same way they were. He didn't have any of the innate shyness that humans had when it came to their bodies. Seeing a human nude was just as natural as seeing one clothed, as far as King was concerned. Still. One didn't see a naked human every day. It was intriguing to say the least, and even if he didn't get an answer as to why the boy was naked, his attention was soon shifted to his brother as Casiloy chirped a little and glided over to Kaius. Mine not like shiny unclothed boy. Shy mine. King said slyly.

His 'mandyr's words caused a fresh flush of embarrassment, and as Casiloy clung to his shirt, Kaius got over himself enough to scratch the brown salamandyr's head for a moment before Cas spoke again. Eyes rolled and he picked Casiloy up, holding the salamandyr in one hand as he took his shirt off with the other, tossing it to Cas. King had fluttered off of Cas' shoulder as the shirt came at him, crooning a little. " I can't believe you didn't bring any clothes with you..." At length, he glanced over, hoping Cas had covered himself by then. " I do not want that back, by the way."

[Sebz]

Casiloy grinned devilishly as King's voice mingled with is mind, "Silly Boy indeed," he said playfully, tapping King's head appreciatively before winking at Kai. "You don't give yourself enough credit handsome, you best watch out, if your not carefully somebodies going to jump you..." The I'm going to jump you was obviously implied. Of course Casiloy would never jump Kaius. Probably.

Casiloy the mandyr chirped with agreement to his bronze brother. Yes, silly boy was silly, and he wasn't worshiping! Worship his human! Somewhere in the brown mandyr's mind, he came to the not at all logical conclusion, that if he complimented Kaius even more then the boy in turn would compliment his human! Yes, that made sense.

Humon of Pretty is pretty! Casiloy want rape pretty! And of course, rape was meant as a compliment. One of the problems with a pet and a human sharing a name, is any statement in the third person could be construed in two ways. Either Casiloy the human was going to rape Kaius, or the mandyr was. Casiloy (the candidate) didn't bat an eye, but he was choking back laughter. Let Kaius feel awkward about that!

"Thanks," he said, taking the shirt and fashioning into a loin cloth of sorts. "And I will cherish it forever," he added dryly, biting back the end of the statement 'And I will sleep with it every night...' "I'm decent," Casiloy said, bottom lip jutting out. "But I promise your missing out. So what were you doing before you happened upon this sausage fest..." Casiloy trailed off as he watched King flit off to Kaius. The way his hide shown in the light was so pretty! So shiny...

[Zephyr]

Kaius was a little confused when Cas continued speaking. He looked at the other boy with slight confusion, happy that the blonde was at least covered up by now. " Why would someone jump me..." The thought came to him immediately, and he sighed heavily. At length, Kaius shrugged lightly. " I don't think anyone's tall or brave enough to jump me." He said, eyeing Casiloy a little bit as he did. Obviously, the implication was caught, but at this point, Kai was doubting that Cas would ever 'jump' him or any of the multitude of things he threatened to do to him. Kaius figured that if Casiloy was really interested in him, he'd know it by now. So, Cas was just messing with him.

Awesome.

Eyes widened when the salamandyr spoke. If he had been drinking something, it would be sprayed out. " Rape? What the fuck?" He eyed the salamandyr as if there was something wrong with him. Eyes flashed from the brown salamandyr to the bronze. King didn't have any of Cas' self control, or at least he wasn't displaying any of it. The bronze was on the ground, rolling with silent laughter. Kaius was tempted to walk over and step on the offending salamandyr. Instead, he turned to the brown, eyes nearly bulging from his head. " N..no. No one's going to rape me..."

" What have you been teaching your salamandyr, Cas?" Why would the mandyr want to rape him, or...why would CAS want to rape him? Either way, it was getting a little too weird for the candidate. After a while, Kaius shrugged. " I was looking for some people." King was not content with letting things be, however. He sauntered over on the ground, looking up at Casiloy (the human). Mine was looking for pretty ladies. Saved one he did, he just likes other one.

Kaius could have swatted at the pesky thing.

[Sebz]

Casiloy hurumphed at Kai's rebuttle, "Am I not big or strong enough for you?" He asked childishly, lip jutted out with fake dismay. "If I'm not your type, then what exactly is?" the boy asked, hands on hips. The thought of someone not finding him extraordinarily attractive was way above him. Well, perhaps it couldn't be help. Casiloy couldn't help it if Kaius was weird.

The mandyr on the other hand, was not quite so strange, at least he found humor in the brown's statement. Poor Kaius, however did not, though Casiloy found his reaction highly amusing to say the least. Fighting to maintain composure, "How would you know my darling, Kaius. If I were you, I'd keep an eye open when you sleep!" That was creepy. Even Casiloy felt like that was going a bit to far, and he never felt like he crossed any lines. But no way was he going to apologize, that was just not his way. Letting Kai sweat was all part of the fun. Casiloy, he brown mandyr purred with affection, eyes whirling with excitement at his bronze brother. Amusing yes? Yes! He was soooo amusing, all the time, everyday!

"It's how he greets people," Casiloy allowed after a minute, blowing a kiss towards the brown lump. "And what sort of-" he trailed off as the bronze salamandyr embellished on his human's previous statement. "Ohh ho! Now tell me it isn't so Kai, you like girls?" He said in an almost offended voice. No need to tell his fellow candidate that he did as well! "And saved them to boot! I hope they rewarded you appropriately..." The brown salamadyr punctuated his human's statement with a loud smooching sound, thinking that perhaps his human had been to subtle.