Post by Avu on Feb 16, 2011 18:15:54 GMT -5
It had gone something like this:
He’d been walking along mentally mourning the fact that he was hungry and stuck at a stupid Gather where vendors didn’t believe in feeding people to keep them from starving, not when they could make money off of it. Which was probably, in retrospect, why he’d found himself turning down a very pink corridor of stalls that he definitely didn’t remember passing earlier. A’emi would’ve just kept walking until he hit the edges of the Gather so he could loop around into more familiar territory again, except for the rather large group of bemused-looking people standing around one stall in particular. He didn’t remember making the conscious decision, but his feet apparently decided that inspecting that stall would be a very good idea, indeed.
It was.
“Wait, wait,” he said, laughter strangling in his throat, blinking, “So if I kiss a stranger, I get thirty marks, just like that?” Money enough to buy a decent meal—his stomach made its approval known—and probably even a little more. A’emi hadn’t really been checking prices as he made his way through the Gather, mostly people-watching, because he’d been sure he couldn’t afford a thing, but thirty marks was no laughable amount. It could probably get him some stuff at the Weaponry Stall, one of the stalls he’d lingered at longest, along with the Tanner Stall. Needed clothes.
As the man who was behind the stall nodded, he said automatically, “Okay, let’s do it,” still mildly bewildered because who’d really set up a stall and fork out money like that? Might be a scam, but kissing was nice anyway, and who knew, maybe his stranger might even be attractive. At least a little, hopefully, if they were going to have to play tonsil hockey (he wasn’t sure what defined kissing—a peck on the cheek probably would be a no-go, though, too platonic).
In any case, A’emi had been hoping it would be a quick kiss, money, leave thing. He ended up lounging against the stall, glancing at the people around him and at the sky, boredom edging into his stance as he slouched casually, wondering if he ought to be embarrassed by the wary looks he was receiving from people. Probably not—just because they were a little concerned about the merits of locking lips didn’t mean he ought to be ashamed, right? It wasn’t like you could catch anything from kissing. Except, you know, a cold or something, but hey, there had to be some standards to this thing. Saliva exchange did not need to include bacteria or virus exchange, thanks.
Are you completely insane?
I’m thinking I should make up a name for these purposes, in case I end up kissing a Wastelander, A’emi observed to Kyrahth thoughtfully.
I’m thinking you’re stupid, Kyrahth answered, sounding horrified and awed simultaneously. You’re not really /that/ hungry.
My stomach begs to differ.
He’d been walking along mentally mourning the fact that he was hungry and stuck at a stupid Gather where vendors didn’t believe in feeding people to keep them from starving, not when they could make money off of it. Which was probably, in retrospect, why he’d found himself turning down a very pink corridor of stalls that he definitely didn’t remember passing earlier. A’emi would’ve just kept walking until he hit the edges of the Gather so he could loop around into more familiar territory again, except for the rather large group of bemused-looking people standing around one stall in particular. He didn’t remember making the conscious decision, but his feet apparently decided that inspecting that stall would be a very good idea, indeed.
It was.
“Wait, wait,” he said, laughter strangling in his throat, blinking, “So if I kiss a stranger, I get thirty marks, just like that?” Money enough to buy a decent meal—his stomach made its approval known—and probably even a little more. A’emi hadn’t really been checking prices as he made his way through the Gather, mostly people-watching, because he’d been sure he couldn’t afford a thing, but thirty marks was no laughable amount. It could probably get him some stuff at the Weaponry Stall, one of the stalls he’d lingered at longest, along with the Tanner Stall. Needed clothes.
As the man who was behind the stall nodded, he said automatically, “Okay, let’s do it,” still mildly bewildered because who’d really set up a stall and fork out money like that? Might be a scam, but kissing was nice anyway, and who knew, maybe his stranger might even be attractive. At least a little, hopefully, if they were going to have to play tonsil hockey (he wasn’t sure what defined kissing—a peck on the cheek probably would be a no-go, though, too platonic).
In any case, A’emi had been hoping it would be a quick kiss, money, leave thing. He ended up lounging against the stall, glancing at the people around him and at the sky, boredom edging into his stance as he slouched casually, wondering if he ought to be embarrassed by the wary looks he was receiving from people. Probably not—just because they were a little concerned about the merits of locking lips didn’t mean he ought to be ashamed, right? It wasn’t like you could catch anything from kissing. Except, you know, a cold or something, but hey, there had to be some standards to this thing. Saliva exchange did not need to include bacteria or virus exchange, thanks.
Are you completely insane?
I’m thinking I should make up a name for these purposes, in case I end up kissing a Wastelander, A’emi observed to Kyrahth thoughtfully.
I’m thinking you’re stupid, Kyrahth answered, sounding horrified and awed simultaneously. You’re not really /that/ hungry.
My stomach begs to differ.